You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
THE ALMIGHTY GOD CTHULHU IS BEFORE YOU!
Stranger: woah what
You: ALL HAIL CTHULU
Stranger: first time doing this.
Stranger: what do?
Stranger: ok
You: HAIL HIM
Stranger: ALL HAIL CTHULHU
You: ALL HAIL
Stranger: YEAHH
Stranger: LONG LIVE
Stranger: CTHULHU
You: LONG LIVE
You: Grggahdbvfcdcd
Stranger: THAT NAME IS WAY TOO HARD TO REMEMBER
You: KILL CTHULU
Stranger: ...
Stranger: bro
Stranger: he's an almighty god
You: I have taken control of this device
Stranger: i'm pretty sure you're screwed if you're bent on killing him
You: HAHA!
Stranger: mm... interesting
Stranger: is this a coup i smell?
You: Why yes, i should say so.
Stranger: what does this device do
Stranger: if i may ask
You: It is the GOD KILLER
You: that is what its packaging says at least.
You: I have my doubts.
Stranger: ... is it from a reliable soure?
Stranger: source*
Stranger: i don't think we should charge head on into this..
You: Well, my cousin ordered it from a magazine catalog, so I'm on your side with this.
Stranger: we should at least test this device on poseidon first or something..
You: We'll need a better plan....
You: Posiedon, you say?
You: there is some potential....
Stranger: i don't think he can do much to us if it turns out we can't kill him
Stranger: i mean, not like i live anywhere near the oce-....
Stranger: crap i od.
Stranger: do
Stranger: nevermind.
You: Hum.
Stranger: indeed
You: we have no need for Apollo, do we?
You: how about him?
Stranger: sure, why not
Stranger: what could he possibly do to us should our attempt fail
You: k.....so I flip this switch....
You: and this one...
You: point this away from body.... and
You: here goes noth-
You have disconnected.