Sunday, October 23, 2011

The Stranger and the God-Killer

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
THE ALMIGHTY GOD CTHULHU IS BEFORE YOU!

Stranger: woah what

You: ALL HAIL CTHULU

Stranger: first time doing this.

Stranger: what do?

Stranger: ok

You: HAIL HIM

Stranger: ALL HAIL CTHULHU

You: ALL HAIL

Stranger: YEAHH

Stranger: LONG LIVE

Stranger: CTHULHU

You: LONG LIVE

You: Grggahdbvfcdcd

Stranger: THAT NAME IS WAY TOO HARD TO REMEMBER

You: KILL CTHULU

Stranger: ...

Stranger: bro

Stranger: he's an almighty god

You: I have taken control of this device

Stranger: i'm pretty sure you're screwed if you're bent on killing him

You: HAHA!

Stranger: mm... interesting

Stranger: is this a coup i smell?

You: Why yes, i should say so.

Stranger: what does this device do

Stranger: if i may ask

You: It is the GOD KILLER

You: that is what its packaging says at least.

You: I have my doubts.

Stranger: ... is it from a reliable soure?

Stranger: source*

Stranger: i don't think we should charge head on into this..

You: Well, my cousin ordered it from a magazine catalog, so I'm on your side with this.

Stranger: we should at least test this device on poseidon first or something..

You: We'll need a better plan....

You: Posiedon, you say?

You: there is some potential....

Stranger: i don't think he can do much to us if it turns out we can't kill him

Stranger: i mean, not like i live anywhere near the oce-....

Stranger: crap i od.

Stranger: do

Stranger: nevermind.

You: Hum.

Stranger: indeed

You: we have no need for Apollo, do we?

You: how about him?

Stranger: sure, why not

Stranger: what could he possibly do to us should our attempt fail

You: k.....so I flip this switch....

You: and this one...

You: point this away from body.... and

You: here goes noth-

You have disconnected.